Mos Le'Harmless

Welcome to Mos Le'Harmless; a quaint pirate settlement that is home to, not one, but two taverns, a bank, a fish market, a clothing retailer, and a cutlass/scimitar merchant. Only buccaneers who have completed the Cabin Fever quest are able to sail to this island.

Map of the City

Ground Level

 

Upper Level

Attractions

Since these pirates speak a strange dialect you will need a Book o' Piracy to understand them.

Talking to a pirate without the book:

Talking to a pirate with the book:

The Bank

The kind folks at the Bank of RuneScape have conveniently placed a branch on the island for your own personal use.

The Strange Rock

This stark black pillar "seems to stand out." If you ask Dodgy Mike about the pillar's origins he will try to sell it to you. Then he will confess that he doesn't know where it came from and it probably belonged to the settlers who came before them. It is possibly a hint to another quest involving pirates.

The Adventurous

The Aventurous is Bill Teach's ship. You can use it to travel back to Port Phasmatys.

Shops

The House of Rum & The Other Inn

These two inns offer refreshment for thirsty pirates.

You can buy the dangerous local specialty "Braindeath Rum" here. It's a hearty drink that lowers five attack, range, and defense levels while giving you three strength levels and one mining.

Harpoon Joe's House of Rum
Picture	Item	Price
	Beer	2gp
	Braindeath 'Rum'	30gp
	Jug of Wine	1gp
	Stew	20gp

Second Hand Clothing

Dodgy Mike owns a shady shop that sells a variety of exclusive pirate clothing.

The clothes are tradable to anyone who is a member.

Dodgy Mike's Second Hand Clothing
Picture	Item	Price
	Pirate Boots	455gp
	Stripy Pirate Shirts	318gp
	Pirate Bandanas	102gp
	Pirate Leggings	350gp

And here are some pictures of the full set of Pirate clothing:

Smithing Smith's Shop

Smithing Smith's shop sells scimitars (How is that for alliteration?).

Smithing Smith's Shop
Picture	Item	Price
	Bronze Scimitar	32gp
	Iron Scimitar	112gp
	Steel Scimitar	360gp
	Mithril Scimitar	1,040gp
	Hammer	1gp

Smith will also sell you two untradable cutlasses and a rapier if you talk to him.

Brass Hand Harry's Cutlass:

Brass Hand Harry lost both of his hands during his pirate career so Smith had to make him this special cutlass. It costs 1040 gp and gives the following attack bonuses.

Stab: +3
Slash: +14
Crush: 0
Magic: -5
Range: 0
Strength: 22

Due to the unique nature of the hilt, this sword also gives +4 stab, slash, and crush defense.

Unlucky Jenkins' Lucky Cutlass:

An arrow bounced off this cutlass and killed Jenkins, when the medic tried to revive poor Jenkins he turned his bones into bananas and the monkeys got ahold of him. Now Smith is reselling this incredibly lucky sword to you for the low price of 2560 coins!

Stab: +5
Slash: +20
Crush: 0
Magic: -5
Range: 0
Strength: 25

This sword is so lucky it will give you +6 defense against stab, slash, and crush attacks.

Gentleman Mallard's Rapier:

This is the "finest blade ever wielded by a privateer." The honorable Mallard fought to the death with a giant squid using this sword. It is the best sword that Smith sells and it costs 25,600 coins.

Stab: +7
Slash: +45
Crush: -2
Magic: 0
Range: 0
Strength: 44

This sword isn't as lucky or special so it only gives +1 slash defense

Fish Shop

Two feet Charley was unlucky enough to get both of his feet chewed off by a shark. Now to get revenge he sells the very creatures that harmed him.

Two Feet Charley's Fish Shop
Picture	Item	Price
	Raw Shrimp	5gp
	Raw Sardine	10gp
	Raw Herring	15gp
	Raw Mackerel	17gp
	Raw Cod	20gp
	Raw Anchovies	15gp
	Raw Tuna	100gp
	Raw Lobster	150gp
	Raw Bass	120gp
	Raw Swordfish	200gp

People

• Mama La'Fiette - Mama La'Fiette is the owner of "The Other Inn." Talk to her to buy some refreshing spirits.
  
• Harpoon Joe - Harpoon Joe is the proprietor of the "House of 'Rum'." He sells the same drinks that Mama does. He has a harpoon for a hand due to an accident that involved a storm and an albatross.
  
• Bill Teach - Bill Teach is the sailor who teaches you how to be a pirate during the Cabin Fever quest. He will take you to the island and back to the mainland. If you happen to lose your Book o' Piracy, this is the man to talk to.
  
• Dodgy Mike - This shady seaman is the local tailor. He will sell you a variety of "previously used" pirate clothes.
  
• Smith - Smith is Mos Le'harmless' master smithy. He can sell scimitars up to mithril and several one-of-a-kind cutlasses.
  
• Two Feet Charley - Charley lost both of his legs in a terrible fishing accident that involved a viscous shark. Now he is the owner of a shop that sells raw fish.
  

Pirates

Many pirates call Mos Le'Harmless home. Some of them will give you interesting tidbits about the life of a pirate, while others will only say "Arr!"